Freewinds closed due to asbestos!

by on 2009/07/28





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JadeEyes1 July 29, 2009 at 1:23 PM

So, you take the cruise, you get cancer…
then you pay the Church of Scientology to CURE YOU of your cancer.

You gotta admit–it’s a GREAT scheme! ;)

11Jamie11 August 1, 2009 at 9:17 AM

“I feel sad because the guy was so happy to have someone come onboard.”

Scientologists are mostly people who want to help do something meaningful. Only a few are evil dirtbags. Problem is, LRH and David Miscavige misdirect those energies into a perversion of helpfulness, and the victim gets into situations they never imagined. They end up doing rotten things — like lying and perpetrating fraud — out of their confusion and hypnosis.

pedrofcuk August 3, 2009 at 12:42 AM

i just found about this, hilarious lmfao

Ogsonofgroo August 5, 2009 at 8:36 PM

Fiberous asbestos is insidiously dangerous (unlike water-soluable variety which aren’t used for heat insulation), only takes a mote to get things started 20-30yrs down the road. generally its been used on piping systems. If I recall correctly ‘Fartwinds’ had its air systems contaminated with particulates. On the bright side for Co$ worry about medical coverage?, its a built in retirement plan, Lron knew this I bet O-o, for sure ‘Mad-Dwarf’ Misscabbage does, probably gloats over his Shmirnoff’s.

squilky1951 August 6, 2009 at 1:38 PM

BLUE ASBESTOS IS TRULY DEADLY.

coronet67 August 8, 2009 at 1:05 PM

I dont know about asbestos in the Freewinds. If you work with asbestos you would know that it’s not dangerous if it’s already in the walls. The danger is in working with it. Thats when it’s inhaled. The material has to be agitated so fibers break loose and are inhaled. The Freewinds did do a complete remodel recently. Maybe thats why the confusion.

TheDarkLord404 August 10, 2009 at 11:38 PM

Nice alias. *chuckles*

sofakingkewl3 August 11, 2009 at 7:05 PM

I am not sure wheather the failboat incident is funny or sad.

Legionwizard August 12, 2009 at 6:41 AM

Hahahaha, that’s the best thing I’ve heard today LightSpeed. Fuckin hell!

freddysnotdead August 13, 2009 at 7:00 AM

In April 2008, the Freewinds was shut down after cancer-causing blue asbestos was discovered during maintenance by the Curacao Drydock Company. Blue asbestos is the most dangerous form of asbestos, and the ship is reported to be “extensively contaminated”

noliarz August 15, 2009 at 4:41 PM

2 weeks??? it taked that long to totally rid a FUCKING SHIP of blue asbestos? well hurry up, then. haven’t got all day.

LightSpeed45 August 19, 2009 at 12:36 AM

so thetans are made out of asbestos?

lehk13 August 19, 2009 at 12:54 AM

Scientology closed due to thetans and asbestos

jdtrickster4 August 21, 2009 at 6:04 PM

Scientologists want to help. One has to keep in my mind when they first get hoodwinked they believe Ron has all the answers in his tech & they want to share it. He knew this & took advantage of it. That’s how he got more rubes – it’s a #s game; sad but true. Ron was a criminal genius & had people indoctrinated or brainwashed. Unfortunately for Davie, he does not have the same ability. Now is the time to LAWYER UP, move to BULGRAVIA & bribe the police, Davie! Yanno, a Power Change. ;o)

canadaanon August 24, 2009 at 11:09 AM

From wikipedia:
“CSI believed that an ocean-going vessel would be the most appropriate facility for ministering New OT VIII because this advanced level of religious service requires a completely safe, aesthetic and distraction-free environment and because L. Ron Hubbard, the religion’s founder, had researched and ministered the first OT levels aboard a ship”

“a completely safe, aesthetic and distraction-free environment” hahahaha

A cancer promoting cruise– sign me up!!!!

cultssuck August 27, 2009 at 1:35 AM

Too damn funny.

TehSponge August 31, 2009 at 1:15 AM

I feel sad because the guy was so happy to have someone come onboard.

xenubot24 August 31, 2009 at 2:12 PM

lol lol lol

Roguethoughts September 2, 2009 at 10:53 PM

Yews get your tinfoil hat, because that’s just stupid.

Roguethoughts September 4, 2009 at 1:09 PM

So this is the tale of our brainwashed slaves,
there here for a long long time.
They’ll have to make the best of things,
it’s a costly bridge.
The nutcase and the midget too
will do their very best,
to milk the others of their cash.
in their hotel of heck.
No drugs,no truth, no psychiatry,
not an ounce of sanity.
A diet coke Johnstown
it’s insane as can be.
So join us here each month my friends,
and protest with a smile,
get lulz from brainwashed cultmembers
here in Clearwater Florida!

Roguethoughts September 5, 2009 at 1:40 AM

The ship was on the dock as they moved on to go hide.
with Tom Cruise,
Miscavige too.
Some OT7s and their wives,
some washed up stars,
John Travolta and Katie Holmes,
here in Clearwater Florida!

Roguethoughts September 5, 2009 at 11:26 PM

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful trip,
that started from this tropic port,
aboard this deadly ship.
The mate was a mighty crazy man,
the Skipper mean and short,
some passengers returned that day,
from an OT8 tour,
an OT8 tour.

The refit started getting rough,
and that piece of sh*t was struck.
If not for the persistence of the brainwashed crew
the Freewinds would be lost.
The Freewinds would be lost.

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